glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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