I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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