if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Damn victory sex feels great
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