Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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