You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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