This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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