Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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