She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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