we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Randomize
