i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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