Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
