I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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