Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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