I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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