If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
