dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think people are normalizing furries
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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