I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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