So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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