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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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