Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
one might say we're banned from that church
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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