'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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