But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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