belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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