i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My penis needs a shock collar
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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