Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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