I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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