can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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