We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That was an excessively violent trivia night
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
