Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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