you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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