So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He did a backflip because drugs
PANTIES FOUND
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