All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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