The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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