And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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