My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she peed on how many people?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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