doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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