i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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