I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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