i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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