I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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