Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
