i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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