I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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