Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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