did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
