Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
