Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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