shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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