I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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