the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Boobs are out for the taking
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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