Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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