it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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