I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
this will be a night to untag.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Randomize
