i don't like sucking hair
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I fill condoms, not promises.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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