They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
