Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she pinky promised me she was 18
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
